Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Out wide ... Becks' favourite position
YOU’VE got money, status, respect and fame – then someone says: “Armani want you to do a picture wearing tight white pants with your legs as wide open as the hole in England’s defence.”
Why would you say yes? The only reason is that you have no talent other than to be in daft pictures like this.
Becks, you’re above this.
As for what’s stuffed down there, my guess is a rather soft aubergine – or eggplant as they say over there.
Beckham shows off his famous tackle in a photoshoot – and leaves fans wondering if he’s padded his package. Becks, 32, looks a BIG star in the Giorgio Armani underwear ads, which will go on billboards across the world.
scored this goal at 6:49 PM
Out wide ... Becks' favourite position